MAHOJIANO YANGU NA MPENDAZOE

"If you enter a room and find a snake dont form a commitee, just kill it"

"If you enter a room and find an Indian and a cobra, kill an Indian first because you can negotiate with a cobra"

"If you enter a room and find a CCM member and a cobra, kill a CCM member first because you can negotiate with a cobra otherwise"

Hizo ni nukuu chache tu za Mpendazoe katika mahojiano yetu.